- WE ALL NEED A SUBTLE WAY TO EXPRESS HOW WE ARE FEELING in a given situation, but sometimes we lack the words. Every now and again, we could use a little help to get that message across even when we can't be there ourselves. Introducing Norm, he will ask those tough questions for you.
- THERE ARE ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES to the places Norm can stand in for you as a decoration or figurine; Wherever you feel like someone should think twice about the choices they are making, Norm has your back. Give him to your mom, dad, best friend, grandma,
- WHAT ARE HIS STATS? The tip of is hat reaches 9 ¾ inches tall so he's fairly large; The base is sturdy and stylish measuring 6 x 4.5 inch; He weighs 1.45 lbs (mostly in his big biceps); Made from High Quality Resin; Each Norm is Hand Painted
- WHERE TO PUT HIM? That hole the raccoons keep digging in your yard; That fairy ring you just can’t get rid of; Potholes (on the side of the road); Breaches of Parking etiquette - you know: THAT guy; Next to the pile of flyers building up at your mail box; Your office desk; The kids’ playroom you cleaned 5 min ago!
- QUESTIONS? No problem, each purchase of Norm includes an UpBlend Outdoors PDF detailing: care instructions, frequently asked questions, and our 100% satisfaction guarantee. Easy to share and keep as a digital file.
The "Seriously" Gnome Guy
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- If at any point the Amazon system has a hiccup, we will be right there with you to make it right.
- We guarantee that your product will be free from defect in the materials and manufacturing, which would cause it to stop working as intended.
- This does not cover accidents (being dropped) so make sure it is attached well to its home. If you modify the product, the guarantee is no longer applicable.
- Please follow the care instructions to lengthen the life of your product.
- If there is a defect, please let us know and we will work with Amazon to make sure the return is hassle-free.